Party Crashers Cast of Characters

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Bag Lady Singing Telegram

Gladys the kooky bag lady will crash your party looking for food and better yet, drink. She's a little cranky and may insult some of your party guests as she picks food from their plates. She'll harass the honored guest, telling jokes and singing songs for 15 minutes.

This comedy singing telegram may be upgraded to a comedy PG rated strip. Gladys undresses to reveal a very unattractive sight or an attractive woman in a bikini. You choose.

Also available with male performer as crazy old bum or male performer cross dressed for a hilarious bag lady.

This singing telegram is available in Minneapolis, St Paul and surrounding areas in Minnesota as well as western Wisconsin.

 


Biker Chick Singing Telegram

Rough and ready ! Surprise your motorcycle fanatice or wanna-be biker fan with his very own Biker Mama.

She’s kinda mean and rough around the edges, but that might be just what he needs.

This comedy singing telegram may be upgraded to a comedy PG rated strip. Great for Birthdays, Bachelor Parties and more.

This singing telegram is available in Minneapolis, St Paul and surrounding areas in Minnesota as well as western Wisconsin.


Police Officer Singing Telegram

Officer Jon will come to arrest your honored guest, put her in handcuffs and give her the third degree. She'll have to win back her freedom by answering a number of questions correctly as well as passing an embarrassing dexterity test. Officer Jon sings and jokes for 15 minutes finally releasing the criminal at the end of the show.

This comedy singing telegram may be upgraded to a comedy PG rated strip

Sexy Female Police Officer also available. Great for Birthdays, Bachelor Parties and more!

This singing telegram is available in Minneapolis, St Paul and surrounding areas in Minnesota as well as western Wisconsin.


Cow Girl Singing Telegram

Country Western Singer

Tammy Why-Not is a southern gal with a beautiful voice and a lot of sass. She tells jokes and sings three country western classics to the delight of the crowd. She will entertain for 15 minutes.

This comedy singing telegram may be upgraded to a comedy PG rated strip


Sexy Cow Boy also available.

This singing telegram is available in Minneapolis, St Paul and surrounding areas in Minnesota as well as western Wisconsin.


Dr. Feelgood Singing Telegram

This very funny doctor will show up for your "over the hill" birthday girl to perform her yearly physical exam. He is equipped with jokes, songs and a rather large thermometer. He's got the prescription to keep her feeling young at heart. He will entertain for 15 minutes.

This comedy singing telegram may be upgraded to a comedy PG rated strip

Female Doctor or Nurse Feelgood also available.

This singing telegram is available in Minneapolis, St Paul and surrounding areas in Minnesota as well as western Wisconsin.


Elvis Impersonator

Elvis Singing Telegram

This energetic Elvis plays live guitar and swivels while he sings your favorite Elvis tunes. A great performer, he sings three songs and teases the honored guest with the personal information you provide. He will entertain for 15 minutes.

This comedy singing telegram may be upgraded to a comedy PG rated strip

Also available as a crass, drugged up, perverted Elvis (very funny)

This singing telegram is available in Minneapolis, St Paul and surrounding areas in Minnesota as well as western Wisconsin.


FBI Agent Singing Telegram

He will come to the office to arrest the birthday girl. Has she been embezzling money? Or running an illegal porn site from the office computers? You decide her crime and our FBI guy will embarrass her with jokes, songs and a pair of handcuffs. He will entertain for 15 minutes.

This comedy singing telegram may be upgraded to a comedy PG rated strip

Sexy Female FBI Agent also available.

This singing telegram is available in Minneapolis, St Paul and surrounding areas in Minnesota as well as western Wisconsin.


French Maid Singing Telegram

A sexy French maid with a French accent will show up to "clean out his drawers". She jokes, sings three songs and teaches him to dance the can-can. She will entertain for 15 minutes.

This comedy singing telegram may be upgraded to a comedy PG rated strip

This singing telegram is available in Minneapolis, St Paul and surrounding areas in Minnesota as well as western Wisconsin..


Go Go Dancer Singing Telegram

Liven up the party with a 1960's style go go dancer. She'll bring the tunes and teach your honored guest to do "the jerk". She sings three songs and has the crowd sing together on "Happy Birthday".She will entertain for 15 minutes.

This comedy singing telegram may be upgraded to a comedy PG rated strip

This singing telegram is available in Minneapolis, St Paul and surrounding areas in Minnesota as well as western Wisconsin..


Gorilla Singing Telegram

Choose between a male or female gorilla to surprise your honored guest. The gorilla sings three songs beautifully in between ape-like grunts and entertains for 15 minutes.

This comedy singing telegram may be upgraded to a comedy PG rated strip

This singing telegram is available in Minneapolis, St Paul and surrounding areas in Minnesota as well as western Wisconsin.


Magic Jeanie Singing Telegram

Belly Dancer Singing Telegram

The magic Jeanie will seek out your honored guest in order to grant his three wishes. She will make sure that one of his wishes is to learn how to belly dance, then give him his first lesson in front of everyone. She sings three songs and entertains for 15 minutes. A very popular act, this singing telegram is great for all occasions including birthdays, retirements, get well wishes, bachelor parties and more.

This singing telegram is available in Minneapolis, St Paul and surrounding areas in Minnesota as well as western Wisconsin.


Hula Dancer Singing Telegram

Bring a bit of Hawaii to your next event. She will present your honored guest with a lei and give him a hula dancing lesson. She sings three songs and entertains for 15 minutes.

This comedy singing telegram is also available as a PG rated strip tease. You can also have a male performer dressed in hula drag (very funny).

This singing telegram is available in Minneapolis, St Paul and surrounding areas in Minnesota as well as western Wisconsin.


IRS Agent Singing Telegram

Cranky Customer Singing Telegram

This stern and unpleasant woman is certain to fluster even the most tranquil man. She's the IRS agent who's come to audit the books, or any type of dissatisfied customer. After putting him on for a while she'll burst into song, then joke and entertain for 15 minutes.

This comedy singing telegram may be upgraded to a comedy PG rated strip

This singing telegram is available in Minneapolis, St Paul and surrounding areas in Minnesota as well as western Wisconsin.


The Nerd Singing Telegram

Meet Dexter. He will flirt with the birthday girl and try to get a kiss. He'll attempt to woo her with his songs which are anything but romantic. He'll joke and entertain for 15 minutes.

This comedy singing telegram may be upgraded to a comedy PG rated strip.

This singing telegram is available in Minneapolis, St Paul and surrounding areas in Minnesota as well as western Wisconsin.


Nurse Feelgood Singing Telegram

This sexy nurse is great to send as a get well gram, retirement or birthday. She will perform a comic "physical exam", as she sings and entertains for 15 minutes.

This comedy singing telegram may be upgraded to a comedy PG rated strip

This singing telegram is available in Minneapolis, St Paul and surrounding areas in Minnesota as well as western Wisconsin.


Party Crasher Singing Telegram

Have an uninvited party guest crash your party. She will introduce herself to your guests in some outrageous manner. She can be the tipsy tart who's had just a little too much to drink, a loud and abrasive crazy woman, an ex-girlfriend, or something else you have in mind. After putting him on for a while she'll burst into song, then joke and entertain for 15 minutes.

This comedy singing telegram may be upgraded to a comedy PG rated strip

This singing telegram is available in Minneapolis, St Paul and surrounding areas in Minnesota as well as western Wisconsin.


Punk Rocker Singing Telegram

Let this Punk Rocker crash your party and sing songs from that punk rock era. Songs from The Ramones, The Sex Pistols and The Clash. Perfect for that guy or gal who longs for those youthful days as a punk rocker back in the early 80's.

This comedy singing telegram may be upgraded to a comedy PG rated strip.

This singing telegram is available in Minneapolis, St Paul and surrounding areas in Minnesota as well as western Wisconsin.


The Nutty Professor Singing Telegram

This nutty professor is sure to entertain. Great for graduations or birthdays for science geeks. This know-it-all science guy will sing three songs, and include personal information about your loved one.

This comedy singing telegram is also available as a female professor and/or can be upgraded to a comedy PG strip.

This Singing Telegram is available in Minneapolis, St Paul and surrounding areas in Minnesota as well as western Wisconsin.


Zorro Singing Telegram

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Flaming Gay Zorro Singing Telegram

Zorro wants to steal a kiss from the birthday girl or boy. He plays guitar and sings three love ballads. He will flirt and do what he can to win his or her heart.

This comedy singing telegram is also available as a comedy PG rated strip tease.

This Singing Telegram is available in Minneapolis, St Paul and surrounding areas in Minnesota as well as western Wisconsin.

Many other costumed characters to choose from:


Tipsy Tart
Cranky Customer
Knocked up Nelly
Cowboy
Bondage Betty
Priest
Nun
Hippie Chick
Tuxedo
Evening Gown
Jazz Singer
Pirate
The Swishbuckler (gay pirate)
Super Wonder Woman
Super Hero Guy
Hillbilly
Bald Fat Stripper Guy
Fisherman
Bum
Dominatrix Dyke
Cheerleader

Cave Man
Delivery Guy
Pizza Delivery Guy
Garbage Man
Santa Clause
Mrs. Clause
Elf
Cupid
Betty Boop
Madonna
Cher
David Lee Roth
Kid Rock
Jon Bon Jovi
Janis Joplin
Marilyn Monroe
Liza Minelli
Dolly Parton
Britney Spears
Frank Sinatra
Chicken

and more...

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